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and I should mention, I'm married .

Is one month without getting any reason to bitch?

Personally, I think 2 weeks is, but I have given her the benefit of the doubt. But this is getting ridiculous.

Is a Bj too much too ask? 10 freaking minutes out of your oh so busy day. Fuck, I'll even start it for you!

Married guys, seriously, I need to know. Is once a month acceptable?
 

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strange is better any way. I love my wife but I step out every once in a while it don't hurt just use protection.
 

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funny bigbet. one of my friends is like that, like al bundy, "oh shit, i gotta go home and have sex with the wife tonight"

I guess I can't wait til those days. but for now, this is total BS

and when i bring it up, or ask for it, i get the line "you never give me a chance to initiate it"
well, fuck, i sure as heck did for the last 30 days. now get on your freaking knees.
 

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kevin, that has really started to cross my mind. i never thought I would contemplate it, but now I can see why people do.
 

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1 month isnt unbelievably long but definately not a good sign little buddy. Sounds like you may need to warm up to her maybe go down on her first. I usually go with the same begging for a BJ approach that you mentioned as well, but its not always the most inspiring one from their point of view. Quit being so "you" and give the illusion that you give a fuck and maybe she will start to as well. Atleast that's what my wife keeps telling me.
 

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Also a few questions you might want to ask yourself are "do I have small hands?", "am I a lousy lover?", "do I prematurely ejaculate then go for a sandwich cuz Im a fat piece of shit?" If you answered YES to any of these questions then get a whore.
 

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and I should mention, I'm married .

Is one month without getting any reason to bitch?

Personally, I think 2 weeks is, but I have given her the benefit of the doubt. But this is getting ridiculous.

Is a Bj too much too ask? 10 freaking minutes out of your oh so busy day. Fuck, I'll even start it for you!

Married guys, seriously, I need to know. Is once a month acceptable?

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If you want to get laid do something unexpected, without her having to ask. And I don't just mean getting her flowers or taking her out to dinner, those are nice things to do, but they've been done before.

This may sound odd, but I've had a few girlfriends in the past be very 'appreciative' when I've went out of my way to clean up around the house. And I don't just mean doing some dishes, I mean really going out of your way to make an effort. A couple of weeks ago my girlfriend was out of town for the weekend and I cleaned the house from top to bottom (we live together) while she was gone. You would have thought I bought her a car the way she reacted. It's something very practical and simple, but it definitely goes a long way.

And it doesn't have to be cleaning, obviously, just something that you don't normally do and something that she typically does. I think women think it's romantic for a guy to make an effort like that. I don't claim to understand it, but it seems to work.
 

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NES fortunately I can answer no to all of the above.

This all started once we had kids. Before that, it was fuck bunny city. Then one kid came and bamm! sex just ended.

it got better a bit but then an other kid, and it got worse than before. And its been two years now, and things just don't show much sign of improvement.

I've settled for once a month and it really is starting to piss me off. I used to brag about how often I got it, now i bitch about lack of it. one extreme to the other.


Peter, i agree with what you said, but one of the problems, is, all that shit that women claim is an aphrodisiac...cleaning etc, I do already. Her work shecedule turned me into a modern day husband....dishes, laundry, diapers. well actually, thats' about it. I haven't picked up a toilet brush or vacuum in about 5 years. So i guess I could try that.
But I go the oppsite way when we hit the 30 day mark.
I don't a damn thing. If I aint getting blown or laid, I ain't doing a load of laundry or putting a single fork in the dishwasher.
I guess I'm stubborn, but it i shouldn't hit the 30 day mark.

NES, i actually tried to pretend I give a shit and watched one of her gay-ass ckick flicks last night. No help.

I guess I ultimately know the solution, but I needed to know if once a month was the norm in a marriage.

I sill say this...when this has come to a head (no pun intended) before, and I start acting like a dick, i end up getting laid. As a comedian Bill Hicks used to sing, "Chicks Dig Jerks"
No matter what Cosmo says, women respond more to being treated like crap.
 

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I was kidding.

We are all different. You can either accept how she is, go look for stange, or find somone more suited for your sexual needs.

funny bigbet. one of my friends is like that, like al bundy, "oh shit, i gotta go home and have sex with the wife tonight"

I guess I can't wait til those days. but for now, this is total BS

and when i bring it up, or ask for it, i get the line "you never give me a chance to initiate it"
well, fuck, i sure as heck did for the last 30 days. now get on your freaking knees.
 

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don't worry, i've been trying to find someone to play doodles n oodles with me for a year.....
 

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NES fortunately I can answer no to all of the above.

This all started once we had kids. Before that, it was fuck bunny city. Then one kid came and bamm! sex just ended.

it got better a bit but then an other kid, and it got worse than before. And its been two years now, and things just don't show much sign of improvement.

I've settled for once a month and it really is starting to piss me off. I used to brag about how often I got it, now i bitch about lack of it. one extreme to the other.


Peter, i agree with what you said, but one of the problems, is, all that shit that women claim is an aphrodisiac...cleaning etc, I do already. Her work shecedule turned me into a modern day husband....dishes, laundry, diapers. well actually, thats' about it. I haven't picked up a toilet brush or vacuum in about 5 years. So i guess I could try that.
But I go the oppsite way when we hit the 30 day mark.
I don't a damn thing. If I aint getting blown or laid, I ain't doing a load of laundry or putting a single fork in the dishwasher.
I guess I'm stubborn, but it i shouldn't hit the 30 day mark.

NES, i actually tried to pretend I give a shit and watched one of her gay-ass ckick flicks last night. No help.

I guess I ultimately know the solution, but I needed to know if once a month was the norm in a marriage.

I sill say this...when this has come to a head (no pun intended) before, and I start acting like a dick, i end up getting laid. As a comedian Bill Hicks used to sing, "Chicks Dig Jerks"
No matter what Cosmo says, women respond more to being treated like crap.

Gotcha. Yeah, I was going to ask if cleaning up around the house is something you normally do. It sounds like you're already taking care of that. And I understand not wanting to help out if you aren't getting any shnookie for your efforts. That would be frustrating.

Not that it helps, but a month isn't completely unheard of, especially if you have kids. I've heard of much, much worse.

Is it possible that she just doesn't have any energy from working too much and/or having to take care of the kids? I remember a few years ago when I was working two jobs, sex was the last thing on my mind. I would have taken sleep over sex any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
 

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wife is 10 years younger

NES, i am far from fat piece of shit, but that did remind me if one thi ng she said last time this topic came up: " do you think you could stop farting every 2 minutes". Lol. Apparently that is a turnoff. No wonder she never agrees to a rusty trombone
 

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Yeah balls marinated in fart vapors dont exactly invite BJ's. And Im just busting your balls, Im about to have my first I'll soon enough know if the whole nympho thing was just a ploy to extract my seed.
 

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I've found that a date night involving a lot of Captain Morgan seems to help.
Also doing some of the house work is an amazing aphrodisiac.
 

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Apparently men's saliva transfers testosterone to women and gets them turned on...so save up your spit and mix it in her drinks ,then make your move.
 

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Apparently men's saliva transfers testosterone to women and gets them turned on...so save up your spit and mix it in her drinks ,then make your move.

haha seen that on manswers too. Apparently Lemon gin works wonders too @):)
 

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